Captain Jack Flint - Captain (a.k.a. one-eyed willey)
I'm your mother-fucking CAPTAIN BIOTCHES, and I'm all about raping and pillaging and enjoying good spirits! We'll be making hourly ferrys to the shore to pick up sober land-lovers and bring them back to the fleet. I'll also be taking those fearless pirates skiing accross the channel.
Bloody Charity Flint - Master of Booty
The dredded sister of Captain Jack Flint, Bloody Charity is the master of booty, and a nice one at that! Charity will be enforcing the ship's dress code.
Jonah Compton - Boatswain
Although he doesn't have a pirate name yet, he'll be the right hand man since he was a fucking marine and he knows how to kill people. 1st mates are usually in charge of discipline on the ship, so with the Dred Pirate Kidd administering the spirits and Mr. Compton making sure no one is passing up drinks, two hours should be all it takes until no one even remembers their own name.
Rachael who hasn't taken her pirate quiz yet
Rachael will be the boat's gunner and veteran pirate. What guns, you ask? The ones filled with tequila and Sailor Jerry, that's what. A sober sailor is the enemy of any pirate! The ships gunner will work closely with the ships Master of Grog.
Dred Pirate Kidd - Master of Grog
Have you seen that mother fucker? If he's in charge of the alcohol, making sure people are fucked up, I wouldn't want to be caught sober. He'll be in charge of the whole fleet and will jump from boat to boat ensuring the toxicity stays at an acceptable level.
The Krewe of the H.M.S. Sneaky Snatch
Captain Bachman
Rookie Sailor and loyal friend of Captain Jack Flint, Capt Bachman will pilot the H.M.S. Sneaky Snatch through siren-infested waters, guiding it to it's resting place on Crab Island, and overseeing the festivities from his Captain's chair high atop the drunken madness.
The Sailor Twins Angela and Jamie
The Sailor Twins have been known to keep a party going. Aboard the sneaky snatch they will be doing what they do best, setting a drunken example.
Iron Jack Rackham
The deputy Grog Master, Iron Jack Rackham. He will do what he does best on the H.M.S. Sneaky Snatch, show people how to consume large quantities of alcohol.
Dred Pirate Kidd - Master of Grog
The dredd sailors Kristin and Kim, formerly pirates, will be sailing under the command of Capt Bachman for this journey and will be unleashing the booty
Dred Pirate Kidd - Master of Grog
Have you seen that mother fucker? If he's in charge of the alcohol, making sure people are fucked up, I wouldn't want to be caught sober. He'll be in charge of the whole fleet and will jump from boat to boat ensuring the toxicity stays at an acceptable level.
Dred Pirate Kidd - Master of Grog
Have you seen that mother fucker? If he's in charge of the alcohol, making sure people are fucked up, I wouldn't want to be caught sober. He'll be in charge of the whole fleet and will jump from boat to boat ensuring the toxicity stays at an acceptable level.
